Hello, and welcome to my world. My name is Pablo. I like taking long romantic walks on the beach and I absolutely adore my Mexican fish Carlos.
If you know me, you’ll know that is a complete lie. If you don’t know me, you probably think I’m a jerk. In either case, you’re both right. I am a lying jerk: welcome to America.
Just kidding. I’m a sweetheart, or so I’ve been told.
But here’s the truth: I can’t remember the last time I owned a fish. My real name is Jensen Caraballo and I have a neuromuscular disability called Spinal Muscular Atrophy type II. I have no idea what that means but I use a wheelchair to get around and I can’t wipe my own ass. It’s totally cool though because after literally having hundreds of different people wipe your ass throughout your entire life, it’s not as demeaning or awkward as it sounds, unless the person who’s wiping your ass is super attractive. Then you’re just screwed…and not in the fun kind of way either.
Now that the ice is broken, we can move on to second base. Don’t worry: you get to keep your clothes on.
I like to keep things short and simple. Life is way too complicated already, why add to this neverending mess? With that being said, I’m not going to go on a ridiculously long rant about how awesome I am. I’d like to know more about you.
For now, I’ll only ask one question: who are you?
You can answer that question however you please, whether you know me better than I know myself or not at all. I’m asking for everyone to introduce themselves just so I know I’m not talking to myself. 🙂
I hope you enjoy your stay, and if you have any questions for me, ask away. I’m an open book.